Staffeloven!

1. If I like it, it`s mine.

2. If it`s in my mouth, it`s mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it`s mine.

4. If I can take it from you, it`s mine.

5. If it`s mine, it must never be yours.

6. If it just looks like mine, it`s mine.

7. If I saw it first, it`s mine.

8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it`s mine.

9. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

10. If it used to be yours, get over it.

11. If it`s broken, it`s yours.